its not abt that though! ... but im definitely down for marathon sex again
[ honestly, he could've just gone backyard picnics. barbecues with shirtless kiss the chef aprons. a walk in the park. at this point, craig's fucking car. they had car sex before! uncomfortable as shit but at least it wasnt scary as shit like this!!
he tries, oh he tries, to head towards the noise because that sounds like robert. he goes into a little jog in hopes of getting closer but there's a reason hiking trails are the way they are.
free of brush, free of stupid tree roots, free from stupid sticks to fucking trip on.
and because this date-not-date is already shit, why wouldn't craig trip and fall face first into the dirt. why not! it's Robert's fault, okay? those last two texts had his heart fluttering and his ankle is as achey as his little heart. to be fair, that cute as shit.
he hopes robert heard him because jesus, did he let out an extra manly, super not squeaky yelp when he fell. searing pain shoots up from his ankle and already, he knows its just a bad sprain but Boy, he knoes that'll swell up - ]
im just... gonna wait here... i can kinda see the main hiking trail from here. sorry this got so fucked up i was just tryin to do smth for you
[ robert can find out his ankle is in searing pain later, okay- no need to make the guy panic more- ]
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... but im definitely down for marathon sex again
[ honestly, he could've just gone backyard picnics. barbecues with shirtless kiss the chef aprons. a walk in the park. at this point, craig's fucking car. they had car sex before! uncomfortable as shit but at least it wasnt scary as shit like this!!
he tries, oh he tries, to head towards the noise because that sounds like robert. he goes into a little jog in hopes of getting closer but there's a reason hiking trails are the way they are.
free of brush, free of stupid tree roots, free from stupid sticks to fucking trip on.
and because this date-not-date is already shit, why wouldn't craig trip and fall face first into the dirt. why not! it's Robert's fault, okay? those last two texts had his heart fluttering and his ankle is as achey as his little heart. to be fair, that cute as shit.
he hopes robert heard him because jesus, did he let out an extra manly, super not squeaky yelp when he fell. searing pain shoots up from his ankle and already, he knows its just a bad sprain but Boy, he knoes that'll swell up - ]
im just... gonna wait here...
i can kinda see the main hiking trail from here.
sorry this got so fucked up i was just tryin to do smth for you
[ robert can find out his ankle is in searing pain later, okay- no need to make the guy panic more- ]